If humans walked on four legs like all other land mammals, each person would need to wear two pairs of pants instead of just one. If that is not proof of intelligent design, I don't know what is.
posted by Andy at
7:46 AM
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I might point out that all greater apes are bipedal. But the point stands.
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Zathras, At
4:14 PM
Technically, apes are not 100% bipedal. They crawl on all fours most of the time. Maybe it would be different if they were smart enough to wear pants, but they aren't and they don't. God hates apes so he made them walk on four limbs sometimes. He laughs at the apes when humans put pants on them and teach them to act like people.
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Andy, At
1:10 PM
The gorilla's 'knuckle-walking' is considered bipedal movement as the hands on the ground are not anything more than slight steading tools.
Chimpanzees and Orangutans are 100% bipedal.
Although the Gibbon's main mode of movement is brachiation, its arms are so long that it must hold them above its head when walking on two legs, hence being bipedal at any time that it walks.
While Monkies crawl on all fours, great apes do not. Monkeys are quadrupeds. Apes are bipeds.
Of course, an intelligent designer could also have wanted us to be amused by apes in pants, so this argument is immaterial.
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Zathras, At
1:27 PM
Where are you getting this crap, from the Devil Himself? Apes run on all fours. That makes them less than 100% bipedal.
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Andy, At
2:41 PM
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