I've been thinking a lot lately about the hypothetical single welfare mother of eight. In a Darwinian sense, her reproductive foresight is what will save humanity when armageddon arrives.

Think about it, she fucks a lot of guys and then the guys ditch her when they find out she is pregnant. The dudes she fucks may have diverse backgrounds and traits that will be passed along to their offspring. This is where the real power of the hypothetical single welfare mother of eight comes in. Through the diversity of her offspring, she increases the odds of survival of the human race.

"Survival of the fittest" isn't just about passing along the single traits that are most effective for survival. There is no way we can predict how the end of civilization will come to pass. It could be a meteor, or nuclear war, or global warming. It is through diversity of our population that we can assure there will be enough people with the right combination of traits to pull the human race through the crisis. By spreading out the gene pool we are increasing the odds that, in the face of any disaster, there will be people on hand who are able to cope.

It is high time the government revisit the issue of welfare reform. We need to be subsidizing the hypothetical single welfare mother of eight so she can spend less time working and more time fucking. Next time you meet a hypothetical single welfare mother of eight, be sure to thank her for fucking so much.