That Old Guy Better Watch Out for the Wrath of God

Have you ever fucked a religious crackpot? Not that you would want to, but what if it was an accident? Have you ever accidentally fucked a religious crackpot? I suppose it is unlikely, given that religious crackpots usually have some sort of rule against fucking. Maybe you accidentally fucked the religious crackpot before their pot cracked.

I think this story is outrageous, but it is hilarious on another level. There are people who travel the country and protest at funerals of American soldiers who were killed in action. God hates America and kills our soldiers because we tolerate homosexuality, they say. I'd say god also hates the protesters because they live in Kansas, but I don't really believe in god. I guess I'll meet them in hell some day.

The absolute best cookie ever made can be bought at North Country Co-op on the West Bank in Minneapolis. It is called a monkey cookie and I think the bakery that makes them is called Third World Bakery. This cookie is loaded with all the good stuff. If you think it would be good in a cookie, it's in there. They run $1.75 each and they are big enough to be a full lunch. Incidentally, the second best cookie ever made is the shortbread with maple creme frosting that is on rare occasion sold just down the street from NCC at the Hard Times Cafe. Fukkin cookilicious, man.

Spring is just around the corner.