I love food. Yesterday I scored some "Masala Munch" from an Indian grocery. It is actually a product made by Frito Lay called Kurkure. It is precisely the same thing as Cheetos except it has masala seasoning instead of globs of greesy cheese crap. It was quite tasty.

On the back is listed the other available flavors: Red Chilli Chatka, Green Chutney Rajasthani Style, and Tamatar Hyderabadi Style. It reads, "The perfect combo for chai-time masti with the entire family, now in an all new pack." Sounds sorta like a chai-drinking masturbation festival with the whole family. Of course, the picture on the back has the mother figure holding a bowl of Masala Munch with the dad and kids reaching eagerly for handfuls.