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Birds begin chirping in the morning at different times because of the height at which they are perched. Birds higher in the trees see sunlight over the horizon sooner than those lower down. They wait until they see the light because singing in the dark would attract predators to them when they can't see as well. Look it up.

If there were a Swiss cheese flavored corn puff snack, that is, if such a thing were viable in the snack foods marketplace, it would be called Swissitos.

As an employee of a public university, I work with a number of potheads. Lately they've been pissing me off. Potheads are in this eternal state of slow dumbass. I'm tired of explaining things twice. I'm tired of the mood swings. The impatience. I think someone wished one time that all of the potheads would just go away somewhere and get the hell out of the way. The public universities of the USA are where they all went.