I made a poster for a retirement party for a mythical retirement beast named Gladys and hung several copies at work. The idea was that I would be at the cafeteria on the day of the party and see people coming in looking for cake and punch. I was there, but I didn't see anyone looking for cake. I did see a few people looking at the posters during the day with a "WTF?" look on their faces, though. A copy of the poster is below.